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Lobbing the lizard 

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Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing
There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard
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bleed the lizard 

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To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".
I got to go bleed the lizard.
bleed the lizard by supercubedude October 22, 2004
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

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Best band of all time
Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*
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race the lizard 

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when a male uses his hand to jack off
He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
race the lizard by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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drain the lizard 

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To take a piss (males)
Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard
drain the lizard by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003
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flog the lizard 

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(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.



flog the lizard by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008
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