teaspoon

Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?

teaspoon by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

tampoonery 

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

tampoonery by nuetron November 27, 2020

As full as a teaspoon 

/az,əz/ /fʊl/ /az,əz/ /ə/ /ˈti spu n/
idiom
Used to describe the degree of fullness when it is equivalent to the volume of a teaspoon.
Teaspoons are used for adding sugar and stirring hot drinks, which is considered to be 5 millilitres when used as a measurement.

**feeling sleepy, eat a teaspoon of food, then go back to sleep.**
MUM: "Wait! Eat before you sleep!"
Ariel: "Goon night! I'm AS FULL AS A TEASPOON now."

As full as a teaspoon by woshinidiecao February 22, 2022

Teaspoon Sugarpenis 

A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.

My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...

Teaspoon Sugarpenis by pee man with xray vision December 27, 2017

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar 

An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.

Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."

Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."

made with an extra teaspoon of sugar by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011

Teaspoon Situation 

A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.

Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.

Teaspoon Situation by haddietix November 18, 2010

teaspooning 

When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.

I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.

teaspooning by Meghan O'Neill December 7, 2006