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Secret Swamp Thing 

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

swamp-ass-thing 

swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it
"should we go to the swamp?" "ok but be respectful! swamp-ass-thing lives there!"

swamp ass thing 

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.
someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

swamp thang 

eating a girl out with a dip or chew in your mouth.
i gave that girl a dirty swamp thang last night
swamp thang by Easter P October 29, 2009

Swamp Things pickle

The mass that Swamp Thing broke off of his crotch and gave to Heather Locklear(spelling?) in the movie that made her imagine that her and Swampy(in human form)were having hot sex.
"Yo bitch try this pickle and tell me what you think"

Swamp thang 

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below
She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...
Swamp thang by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018