Definitions by kindaswagtbh

pedophile 

a pedophile is a young child who feels attraction to elderly citizens. they are also known as sex offenders.

"theres a pedophile at the retirement home!!"
"i heard hes got pace makers in his van! '

pedophile by kindaswagtbh July 19, 2021

swamp ass thing 

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

swamp ass thing by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

swamp-ass-thing 

swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it

"should we go to the swamp?" "ok but be respectful! swamp-ass-thing lives there!"

swamp-ass-thing by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021