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stockport 

A place inhabited by supporters of Manchester City.
Stockport - give us a song
stockport by Jonny December 23, 2003

Stockport 

A place in England that doesn't contain enough townies. There are only 500,000 neds in Stockport yet I think I saw a grunger once. What if they round themselves up and attempt to outnumber us. I am a chav and without at least 20 townies surrounding me constantly I get scared.

Stockport is full of places fo' us Gs to hang 5 innit such as the cinema to see some light entertainment such as the latest xXx movie. There are benches outside of the local 5 star resturant McDonalds where one can spit as much as he chooses. In fact, there are three McDs. Truely a luxurius choice of a home town and a highly cultured society. Such as the local musical art theater, HMV, that plays exquisite rap classics. Beautiful paintings can be around the many monuments in which artists express themselves with spraypaint with such poetry as "I fucked Jen at this spot".

Has one of the only town centres smart enough not to ban hoodies (After all, they would lose ALL their customers, literally.)
Stockport is a high class, cultured society so we try not to let any riff-raff like you punks or working class jazz fags get in our way.

stockport 

Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots
Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?
stockport by Luke July 28, 2008

Stockport 

Fuck off back to Stockport, you bitter blue bastard
Stockport by zutroy May 3, 2004

stockport 

stockport is afucking shithole but i live in it so fuckoff you wankers who doesnt im a man city fan so fuckoff who doesnt want a place full af scallys well we are so fuckoff or i will rob your car you cunt.
were better than any other town
stockport by RG February 21, 2005

Stockport Academy 

An absolute shithole of a school. Almost as bad as Reddish Vale.
“Oh my good look! Its Stockport Academy, poor kids who go there…”
Stockport Academy by xanupt May 21, 2021