spermed

(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.

Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!

spermed by Sperminator September 7, 2008

spermies 

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

spermies by bob May 9, 2003

spermed

the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.

i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.

spermed by kaylanicool November 30, 2011

spermed

Pwned, owned or in a sentence like 'you got spermed' it is like saying 'you got served'.

After Alex was owned by Andrew in COD, Andrew said "You got spermed!!"

spermed by Johnny Star May 15, 2010

Spermigedan 

So much semen it’s the terminator type thing

It’s gonna be spermigedan on you lil ho

Spermigedan by Weird but true man June 24, 2020

T-Spermed 

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

T-Spermed by barbiehorror August 5, 2016