Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

Poop-speeding by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

Spedistic 

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

Spedistic by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022

changing speeds 

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

changing speeds by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Speedsoft 

A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.

The local airsoft field is full of speedsoft players.

Speedsoft by TheUpbeatAceOfSpades July 22, 2018

Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.

Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.

Speedian by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

sweedish smoke screen 

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

sweedish smoke screen by nortington the third August 23, 2009

Speeding Car Fart Trap 

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

Speeding Car Fart Trap by Bullyrey May 5, 2013