slutting through 

When a girl uses her beauty to cut through in line; Usually done at parties when in route for the keg.

Guy 1: "Hey dude this really hot girl brushed up against me when I was getting beer so I let her go first then I saw her take a beer to some other dude!!"
Guy 2: "Dude she was just slutting through the crowd."

slutting through by the original that one girl May 6, 2010

smutling 

Someone who enjoys the cheap thrill of indecent language or publications.

Sarah is a smutling, she loves porn and listens to sex podcasts.

smutling by justnikkishow January 24, 2018

Wander-Slutting 

After a break-up, a period in time where a person will make a point to socialize for the mere purpose of having sex with whomever wanders their way. Usually out of spite.

You and Jay broke up? Great! Let's go wander-slutting and relieve the pain!

Wander-Slutting by Alisha D December 11, 2007

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

The shutting up theory by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.

- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.

Daan Smitting by ryksryks January 14, 2023

T-slutting 

Verb
-The act of being a woman in a state of semi-nudity, not wearing any bra or panties, while wearing a man’s t-shirt.

I could not contain my raging boner because my girl was t-slutting around the apartment again.

T-slutting by Bananaslug3 July 19, 2010

Smatting 

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

Smatting by Smatting April 26, 2015