When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.
Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!
An extremely toxic, malformed, smelly, slugdy, used, distressed, wrinckled Clunge/a poor quality item sold by clunge dealers (usually exchanged at £10 per item)
Mark: "Yo Grayson Pubes! have you seen that Alfie Waite's Sweaty scarab Slunge?"
Grayson Pubes: "Yh man, He did a drive by Slunge attack on me last week ! I had to burn the stains off of my skin with Holy water"
Stanpeenisman: "yo Batcockmam i managed to land a date with jordan waite tonight"
Batcockmam: "I would watch out if I were you Stanpeenisman. I Heard she's got a Slunge"
Stanpeenisman: "Eww fuck that! sleety bitch then"
That person in your group of friends who doesn't have a licence and seems never likely to get one. This means either you or your other licenced friends, if going on an outing together have to drive them around ALL the time as they don't have a licence which means they are unable to return the favour and drive you for once.
George: Kyle totally pisses me off, why can't he stop being a car sponge and get a licence
Stu: Yeah tell me about it, the other day I had to drive that car sponge to the bank and I had to wait over an hour for him