snitched 

To tell the world your secret(s) -usually when a friend sells you out and babbles to the world.

Wow. I can't believed he freaking snitched me! It's payback time.

snitched by somebodyy.(: June 10, 2009

Switched On 

To be in the zone and focused on a task or during an event. People put in stressful situation who are rolling with the punches and not getting hung up on things are switched on. First responders, military personel and those who deal with dangerous and stressful situations are known to become "switched on" when faced with an event.

"This looks like a pretty bad car accident, get switched on."

Switched On by aneumann May 27, 2017

its_switched

Abseloute chad from twitter

hey I'm its_switched
Holy shit you're so epic

its_switched by BurnoutBiker September 20, 2020

Snitched 

When someone tells on you about somthing dumb because they think they are superior to you and/or just jealous

Person 1: Britney snitched to the vp for cheating on the chemistry test

Person 2: that bitch just mad because she could never get away with it

Snitched by ryder42 April 1, 2015

satched 

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

satched by Arhtur September 13, 2005

Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.

Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."

Switched to porn when my mom walked in by Cleffroski January 25, 2015

switched 

Originated in england, to turn on someone after they have constantly pissed you off

" Oi did you see dat fight? craig was annoyin dave n dave jus switched on him! "

switched by Neva Prang May 13, 2005