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shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
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UC has a fucked up shitstem
shitstem by ma jones May 26, 2004

shitster 

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".
Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!
shitster by jim October 3, 2003

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.
Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!
shitasshat by Celvane July 26, 2011

Shitatorium 

Another name for a bathroom/water closet/ head/ wash room/ powder room/ crapper
Man 1: Where did Jose go?

Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!
Shitatorium by I got you back July 12, 2009

shitastrophe 

A catastrophe involving shit.
Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."
shitastrophe by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019