sharted 

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

sharted by Gene Pool September 13, 2008

sharted 

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

sharted by Phil MiHole March 3, 2004

sharted 

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

sharted by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

sharted 

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

sharted by mrausch May 31, 2009

sharted 

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

sharted by webster-d December 24, 2008

Sharted 

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

Sharted by MidnightT April 18, 2006

Sharted 

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

Sharted by Ann Onomymous January 18, 2016