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crystal shattering sex 

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
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Shaneing 

(V.) To shane; The act of working as little as possible yet still receiving the same compensation as coworkers.
Larry:
Dave shaned so hard last night and I still had to split my tips with him.
Greg:
Yeah, Dave is always shaneing. He’s a real peice of shit.
Shaneing by Cheese Waffle August 19, 2018

sankeying 

The act of constantly bragging about your past even though it plays no relevance to your current life.
Sankeyer: Yeah my ERA was 9.0 and i can bench 225.
Other person: Stop sankeying dude.

Sankeyer: I was the best player out of my highschool and i know pro scouts. Anyone wanna hear me voicecrack?
Other person: No sankey, nobody cares.
sankeying by Melon has Swag May 20, 2014

Shatnering 

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.
Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.
Shatnering by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

earth-shattering 

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.
Some earth-shattering revalations
earth-shattering by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Stalkering 

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
Stalkering by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011

shaffering 

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed
"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."
shaffering by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011