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Texpecting 

A combination of the words 'text' (as in message) and 'expecting' to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from.
Eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time)

Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting?

Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back!

Delia: What a bastard!
Texpecting by Amy Jallen August 6, 2009

sexpectant 

"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"
sexpectant by YvesDelecroix August 8, 2009

sextexting

when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.
I was sextexting my friend because the guy i was hookin up with was boring me.
sextexting by ViXenNY November 6, 2009

Expecting gold out of nickels 

A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.
Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!

Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.

expectingbetter 

a small tiktoker with 3000+ fans they don’t get many likes but their content is really good.
Expectingbetter is a really good tiktoker!
expectingbetter by vzvella December 22, 2020

Selecting for shit 

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.
Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"
Selecting for shit by Hym Iam July 27, 2025