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Scrunchy Wrestling 

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved
Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling
Scrunchy Wrestling by Top Square January 25, 2019

nose scrunch

Quite possibly the cutest facial expression a girl can ever do. Popularized by a tik tok challenge.
Guy- “Wow that girls pretty ugly”
Girl-*does a nose scrunch*
Guy- “holy shit have my kids you’re so cute”
nose scrunch by Asian fellow August 23, 2019

scrinchin 

The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.
"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"
scrinchin by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Muffin Scruncher 

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

National give boy your scrunchie week 

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee