Schroeder classic
Schroeder classic by Fleff April 24, 2021
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Hunter Schroeder
A man with a such a chiseled physique, he can score any girls he wants. Most likely the best soccer player you have ever met, and has the best hair of all the males on the planet. Despite having a weak shoe game, he drives a hot red Audi, giving him the power to slay any pussy of his choosing.
Drew: Hey I think I’m going to flirt with that girl.
Ben: No dude, only Hunter Schroeder could score her
Ben: No dude, only Hunter Schroeder could score her
Hunter Schroeder by Flying Snake77 October 12, 2019
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Chloe Schroeder
Chloe Schroeder is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her and suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows exactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Chloe Schroeder they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a very brilliant women with many talents. She is very athletic and caring. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong it is hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality and the most beautiful smile that you have ever seen. Her face is irresistible and hard not to look at. Chloe Schroeder is the type of person that will comfort you when you are going through a hard situation. She is always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Chloe Schroeder is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever see.
Chloe Schroeder by NickNelly28 May 3, 2021
CHLOE SCHROEDER
Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.
CHLOE SCHROEDER by thatblahbitch May 18, 2020
Madison Schroeder
Noun: A true diva. A girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what others think of her. She is kind, funny, and beautiful girl. She has a closet that all girls should envy. Stick around her and you'll have a fun time no matter what.
Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.
Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.
Madison Schroeder by Madisonismybff April 29, 2011
Schroered
A term spread around in KU Army ROTC. Synonym to Blue Falcon, it originated with a cadet that had a Napoleon complex. Commonly used when a cadet tries to act like a Drill sergeant and chews you out for no apparent reason. Can also be used when describing a buddy fucker. The use of excessive dip commonly precedes this ass chewing
Cadet-"I don't want to see any more socks with labels on them while in PTs. To be honest it really pisses me the fuck off!"
"You fucking pull the bolt back and ride that fucker home"
"Why the fuck are you not volunteering cadet? PUT THE FUCKING PAPERS OVER THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM"
Us-"oh shit, you just got Schroered "
"Did you see the cadet that had to do extra parking duty because he got voluntold?"
"Yeah he got Schroered"
"You fucking pull the bolt back and ride that fucker home"
"Why the fuck are you not volunteering cadet? PUT THE FUCKING PAPERS OVER THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM"
Us-"oh shit, you just got Schroered "
"Did you see the cadet that had to do extra parking duty because he got voluntold?"
"Yeah he got Schroered"
Schroered by Saltysoldier October 18, 2017
Darren Schroeder
Darren Schroeder is the editor of Funtime Comics, small press guru of Silverbullet fame, author of Mopy Comics and stand up comedian who received a standing ovation at the 2006 Eric Awards.
Darren Schroeder by Tiny Molasses June 11, 2006