schnork

Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.

Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?

schnork by Blake P. September 10, 2005

Schnorked 

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

Schnorked by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

Schnorkdobbled 

To be crushed or destroyed without mercy.

That guys just schnorkdobbled got right in the face!

Schnorkdobbled by Beowolf Schaefer September 19, 2009

Schnorkle 

Act of suffocation. To drape your balls in someone's mouth while covering their nose with your foreskin.

I'm going to schnorkle you to death.

Schnorkle by GreeboMc April 9, 2022

schnorkel 

A huge, usually jewish nose. An extreme version of a Schnozz or shnozz

DAMN! Check out that bitch's nose.
-What a schnorkel!

schnorkel by J-Hutch September 6, 2005

schnooks 

all around cute and fun. a shining example of something or someone that makes you feel good and happy.

She is such a schnooks!
My friend and I had a really schnookie night last night.
I schnooked him last night...

schnooks by Schnookie Girl March 2, 2009

schnorkel  

1. V. The brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.

2. N. The goober mist emitted from a happy doggy's nasal out-breath.

"Yuck! I went to pet Pugmo and she schnorkeled me. I gotta go wash up." (From non-dog lover)

"Pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath." (Dog lover)

schnorkel by Urbans Sprouts January 6, 2009