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Rinnie Gillion

A god like figure that is the manifestation of all that is gnar; the most commonly prayed to deity of all religons; known by all for his blood lust, void like aura of non emotion, and unparalleled guitar playing skills. His life long mate is also origined from the gods, and is known for her seductive beauty and epic blunt rolling. It is said that reality was shredded into existence through his hardcore guitar riffs on the legendary Gibson Les Paul (referred to as "pegasus"). Theologists claim Jimi Hendrix sold his soul to Lord Rinnie in exchange for Gillion-like abilities on the musical "Ax". His origins are shrouded in mystery and secrecy. He was created by a being known as "the rogue Ron". A being so ancient and enlightened, he does not exist on this plane of reality.
Me and, my grandmother used to walk these country roads with good ol' Rinnie Gillion.

In the name of Rinnie Gillion, amen.

May the Rinnie be with you.
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Ringneck 

A person who has surpassed brown nosing. Their head is so far up the bosses ass there's a permanent shit ring around their neck.
Coworker: where's Pete?

You: in the office with his head up Tim's ass again.

Coworker: what a fucking ringneck.
Ringneck by DAFUQ June 5, 2013
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red ringed 

Slang for a broken xbox, taken from the "Red Ring of Death", where the ring of lights around the power button turn red, indicating the type of fault.
"Wanna play Halo 3?"
"Can't - my 360 red ringed"
red ringed by j-cutter January 21, 2008
ringe is short for syringe
dealer: u want a ringe for £15?
ringe by Elbrox February 10, 2021

Ringpiece 

Last night I had a curry for me tea, and this morning, me ringpiece was like a Caribbean sunset.
Ringpiece by Julie October 24, 2003
Any type of contestant in a game who is entered in order to cheat. For example, a professional bowler who plays in an amateur bowling match.
You lost because you were up against a ringer.
ringer by sevenhn December 30, 2005

Ringfelt 

a person who wears bright pulsating neon shirts. Has a "thing" for Shakespeare. Is infatuated with Billy Mays and Shamwow Vince. Likes to quote the office and say, "Good aftern- I mean, morning, party people!"
Kid #1: Hey, do we have a student teacher in English?
Kid #2: Yeah, man, he's awesome. A total Ringfelt.
Ringfelt by mercutio1111111 January 29, 2009