Pommy 1, "Y'alllright mate?"
Pommy
2, "Blimey no! I fell arse over elbow for this fine
bird last night. Rejected though. Got all cheesed off about it too. Had to have a nice wank afterwards to settle myself down."
Pommy 1, "Bloody
hell, that sounds barmy! But better than a kick to the bollocks any day."
And that is pommylish.