telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

telling porkies by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

pork pie hat 

an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim

Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.

An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.

A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.

pork pie hat by Quinee April 29, 2010

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

Pork Pies (also porkies) by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

doncaster pork pie 

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.

I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.

doncaster pork pie by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008

pennsylvania pork pie 

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.

Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"

pennsylvania pork pie by thatniggamike February 11, 2014

Pork Pie Moment

When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.

T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.

Pork Pie Moment by The T-Dog April 21, 2009

porkpit 

(pohrk-pit): noun - the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.

I would love to put my penis inside of her porkpit.

porkpit by JohnnyBanger May 27, 2009