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Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.
After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.
Poofters bar by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008
Related Words

pootiegram 

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex
He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"
pootiegram by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006

Pootie shickle 

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.
A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.
Pootie shickle by gaybija October 7, 2019

poofterized 

australian term

1. used to describe any object, action or process which is of exceptionally low standard.

2. used to express absolute disgust
1. (when the lawnmower refuses to start) "COME ON!!! YOU FUCKEN POOFTERIZED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! "

2. "that two-girls-one-cup video was poofterized. i chundered....hard!"
poofterized by screaming axe wound February 9, 2010

doodie pootie 

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.
I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie
doodie pootie by crickety April 6, 2010

pootiewooskie

A woman’s vagina that has an unpleasant odor.
That pootiewooskie smells like two hobos butt fucking in the desert.
pootiewooskie by Realjohnayo December 12, 2018