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Paki-platter

A paki-platter consists of a shawarma (sandwich-like wrap of shaved lamb, goat, chicken, turkey or beef) accompanied by rice, potatoes, tabouleh, tahini, hummus or any other Arab side-dishes. Now being a fast-food staple all across the world, the main course of the paki-platter has the distinction of being served with a lot of garlic sauce. Therefore, anyone who eats a paki-platter will temporarily have a condition called "garlic breath".
"Hey Dude, I'm hungry, let's go get some paki-platters."

"Dude, your breath reeks of garlic...did you just eat a paki-platter?"

"Wow, this lemon kush gave me the munchies. I think I'll go eat a paki-platter."
Paki-platter by jsgee07 October 6, 2011

Plasterer's radio 

A person's face when freshly spunked on
"I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio"
Plasterer's radio by will_scarlet September 16, 2003

poopoo platter 

Poopoo platter is a variation on name of the the Chinese dish; pupu platter. Poopoo platter refers to a load of shit left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. Generally by the time you've discovered the delicacy, it's turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the turds have started to disintegrate.
Hey asshole, didn't your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! The next time I find a load of your poopoo platter left in the toilet, you're gonna eat it!

Pussy Plastered 

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"
Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011

Pittsburgh Platter 

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.
She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me
Pittsburgh Platter by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Biscuits and Gravy Platter 

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.
Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!

platters 

A mixture of chicken, lamb, rice, pita that is served on 6th and 53rd in manhattan with EXTRA EXTRA white sauce and a bit of hot saucee. U GUYS GOTA TRY IT 8-)
platters by ensaaaaane July 30, 2008