Tonsil Penisitis 

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

Tonsil Penisitis by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisified 

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.

AH HA ! you have just been penisified!

penisified by penismaster690 November 30, 2010

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

penisfish 

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

penisfish by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010

peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016