Pedophile Piñata 

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

Pedophile Piñata by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009

Pedophallus 

Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.

Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.

Pedophallus by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

PaedoPhil 

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

PaedoPhil by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021

Pedophilophile 

A person that is attracted to a pedophile, usually because they are "rugged" and "rebellious".

Henk was starring at the pedophile from the bushes.

The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.

Pedophilophile by XeyOiz October 31, 2011

Pedrophile 

A Mexican that acts creepily and seems to have a "special" interest for children.

Hey man, I think that was a pedrophile that just drove by the school all slowly.

Pedrophile by xXHappYNinjaZXx March 17, 2015

pedophile van 

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

pedophile van by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011