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pakishop 

A place where: you; your mum; and all your family can get ripped-off to oblivion!
Oh blimey, those ****ers at the pakishop, have given me ANOTHER foreign coin!!
pakishop by Buddy Cury III August 1, 2006

Pantisified 

The act or condition of having your panties in a bind.
Jimmothy- OOHHHH MY FLUPPING EYE BROWS ARE SWEATY!!!!!!!!

Karl- Jimmothy why are you so pantisified it's barely 60 degrees in here!
Pantisified by strofty August 26, 2013

parkissist 

A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.
Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.
parkissist by MS Libertarian June 30, 2014

North Pakistan

Aka Republic of Nth Pakistan. The new name for the United Kingdom as it becomes fully invaded by people from Pakistan, sharia law is imposed and the former indigenous white population become a minority
Bill: "I hear sharia law has been imposed in Nottingham"

Doug: "Welcome to North Pakistan"
North Pakistan by King of july November 5, 2009

Reverse Pakistani Drill Press 

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"