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Ovarian Receiver

A female used for reproduction. Opposite of sperm donor. A sperm donors sole purpose to procreate. Mother and child typically abandoned by sperm donors, however due to motherly instincts, the child is taken care of and grows up still able to continue the sperm donors genes.
Mike used Michelle as her ovarian receiver to conceive a child and continue his blood line.

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.
Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.
Ovarian Logic by Internet Human August 11, 2018

ovarian garden salad 

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.
I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.
ovarian garden salad by Novartza November 7, 2008

ovarian oatmeal 

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.
Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.
ovarian oatmeal by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007
Past tense of ovary (verb). Transitive verb. When an individual acts in such a clearly illogical manner that a hormonal imbalance (i.e., lots of estrogen) is the obvious motivator. But don’t say that. Most likely to be utilized by females, though an occasional male has been called on it, too. Very embarrassing
Man, I can’t believe that chick ovaried me like that. Let's firebomb her house.
Ovaried by JP L. August 5, 2007

Ovarian Earthquake 

Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.
Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale