Obituary Chances 

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

Obituary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

obituary stick 

Cigarette

I’m out of smokes, can I get an obituary stick from you?

obituary stick by Mamachar71 September 3, 2023

Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.

Walking Obituary by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

Omituary 

Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.

Wow, Ted did you see that you weren't mentioned in your father's omituary?

Omituary by Trashsmurf March 18, 2011

Oblituary 

When you're going to drink so much, there's a high chance that you will in fact die.

I better write my oblituary, tonight I will crush this entire keg solo.

Oblituary by Monkey Bars November 8, 2009

Obituaries 

1. A list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.

OBITUARIES: That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch

Obituaries by rdario43 July 18, 2009

Ovaries to obituaries

An alternative way of saying "womb to tomb." For the duration of one's life.

Haley: "you're 1/3 punk and 2/3 princess"
Brian: "from ovaries to obituaries"

Ovaries to obituaries by haley699124 January 23, 2017