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NetflixOCD 

1) The inability to change the order of your Netflix queue once you've selected a movie/movies.
2) The watching of a movie from said queue for the sole purpose of crossing it off your list and getting to the next movie, and not because you actually wanted to watch it.

See also Netflixation, Netflixobia.
1)
Reginald: "Yes, Nigel, I would adore the opportunity to watch 'Office Space' with you this week, but 'Superman IV: The Quest for Peace' and 'Eagle Eye' are at the top of my queue and I simply MUST watch those first."

Nigel: "My word! You need to get over your atrocious NetflixOCD."


2)
Ilsa: "Ach lieben! I am quite NOT in the mood to watch 'Deliverance' after work today, but I'm watching it so I can send it back, dammit. I'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

Svetlana: "Well, I'll be down the street at the Krispy Kreme then, Cuz. You let me know how that NetflixOCD shit works out for ya. Holler."
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Netflixed 

to be taken advantage of or swindled out of money otherwise.
That used car dealer really netflixed you on that piece-of-junk car you got.
Netflixed by hydro-trip October 24, 2011
A decent movie that isn't worth seeing in theatres, but is worthy of being placed on your netflix queue.
The Invisible was okay, but it's a netflixer.
netflixer by Percy Jones May 24, 2007

netflicted 

When one cannot decide what to watch.
I'm so netflicted! There are too many choices of shows I don't want to choose.
netflicted by 263-4Life March 5, 2017

Netflixpert 

A person who watches A documentary on Netflix, and believes he/she now knows everything they need to know about the subject. Any alternative information you may provide will be completely disregarded.

If you question their information, a mixture of pity and disgust will be displayed.
Steve - "I just watched a documentary this morning on anti-depressants, and they are literally the worst things in the world"

Sarah - "but i've been ha-"

Steve - "you should change your life right now, or you are going to die"

Sarah - "bu-"

Steve- "i actually cant be around your unhealthy energies anymore"

Steve is a real Netflixpert.
Netflixpert by SharpieUser93 January 4, 2018
A person who uses Netflix and popcorn to get someone to come "chill" when they actually want to fuck.
Girl: We never really watch "movies", he always wants to fuck. He's just a netflixer girl, don't fall for it.
Netflixer by C. Ferb January 18, 2015

Netflicked 

The past tense of having acquired a movie through netflix.
Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sarah: Well, I was hoping to watch Schindler's List, but my roommate netflicked Glitter instead.
Netflicked by Shwheeler2 October 20, 2007