ass mongler 

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.

daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world

ass mongler by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

monged 

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

monged by cup December 12, 2003

Child Mongler 

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

Child Mongler by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

Mungled by Mungled December 12, 2009

Hacked and Mangled 

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

Hacked and Mangled by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Monged Out 

A term used to refer to someone who is unable to speak due to a large intake of cannabis

Don't even talk to that guy, he is monged out!

Monged Out by Goodguygav February 21, 2011

Midget mongler 

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

Midget mongler by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011