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musical misfortune 

When you have a song stuck in your head for at least 10 minutes, and right before you get the chance to listen to the song, it finally becomes un-stuck.
john is very annoyed by the 80s song "take on me" that is stuck in his head, so he rushes home, runs up the stairs, opens his laptop, only to realize the song is not stuck in his head anymore.

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Misfortune 

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless
He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.
Misfortune by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

Wheel of Misfortune 

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.
Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

Disfortunate 

A much more awesome word used to describe someone or something that is unfortunate.
Jen: She needs to do something about her face
Mary: She's very disfortunate. I feel bad for her because she has nothing going for herself...looks or personality
Disfortunate by MGog March 2, 2010

misfortune porn 

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
misfortune porn by upursm8 February 3, 2020

Misfortune 

Someone not particularly attractive in any particular way whatsoever, socially clueless, small friend groups and a face and hair that he knows very well looks stupid, but can't do much to change it
"That guy is a misfortune, I ain't gonna budge him"
Misfortune by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

misfortune venom 

Misfortune venom : Im not really into interracial anymore