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meatflailing 

Meatflailing mainly consists of using ones penis (the meat) as a melee weapon ( the flail). After transforming your penis in a meatflail, you must now hit/smack 10 people in the face with your flail in less then 5 minutes.
Last night Jordan set a new world record at meatflailing and smucked 35 people in 5 minutes, i wish i was him.
meatflailing by Pacco July 5, 2006
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Meatflex 

The act where a male flexes his penis or, in other words, "contracts" his penis. This action usually occurs when the male is semi-errect or completly errect.
1. Lenny's meatflex was so good it looked like his penis was waving at me from across the room.

2. Lenny meatflexed in gym class and impressed all the girls.

3. The meatflexing continued all day due to an overdose of Viagra.
Meatflex by The Jayman September 14, 2006
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meatflower 

other word for vagina, mostly used by someone who wants to be a bit poetic.
I'm gonna eat your meatflower tonight, honey.
meatflower by John&Helen November 6, 2007

pasghetti and meatbulbs

Spaghetti and meatballs. A child's mispronunciation of this popular dish.
Mommy, are we having pasghetti and meatbulbs now? Pleeeeaaaase?
pasghetti and meatbulbs by pentozali December 28, 2005

meatflap 

Pussy Lips.Labia....the folds of a taco.
That bitchs' meatflaps reminded me of a roast beef sandwhich
meatflap by Trouble April 11, 2005

mentfull 

You meant what you said...
You called me a cunt and it was mentfull... i think that you think I'm a cunt...
mentfull by Gixer08 October 1, 2018

blown meatflaps 

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.
dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.
blown meatflaps by Daddams February 18, 2015