Masonite 

Pronounced (May-Sihn-Aight)

One who follows the free mason religion. One with the Illuminati

I knew Jacob was weird but I didn’t think he was Masonite weird.

Masonite by Hall-Pissed August 20, 2020

macanized 

The people who finally buy Mac computers/notebooks and like those so much that they are forever removed from using anything else particularly the Microsoft products.

Linux users are exception to this rule, who time to time may use Mac machines, just to check the underlying linux based OS.

After using Windows for five years I got macanized and got the MacBook Pro.

It is so cool to be macanized.

When are you getting macanized.

macanized by rightarmoverfast May 27, 2010

masoned 

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

masoned by Maxxscam September 25, 2011

Monized 

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"

Monized by NJMactual April 14, 2010

Masoned 

The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you

Dude i masoned her last night

Masoned by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019

Masonite 

A Music student at The State University of New York at Fredonia (SUNY Fredonia) who spends much of their time in Mason hall either practicing, attending class, rehearsing, or chilling in the lounge.

"Hey, why do we never see Jesse anymore?"
"Oh, cause he's a Masonite."

Masonite by Jesse Conti September 26, 2005

masoned 

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.

That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.

masoned by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007