lawyerese 

A satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret.

Man, this contract is full of lawyerese.

lawyerese by captain law October 9, 2012

Lawyeresqness 

Kind of bending the truth, little lies that don't really cause much trouble.

Well its not a great idea to wait until the last minute to invite a girl out, It SCREAMS that she was your last resort. You could just use your "lawyeresqness" and say that the plans were last minute, that way she wont know she was the only one to say yes.

Lawyeresqness by halibradleymom August 21, 2009

Sawyerism 

Any funny nickname that Sawyer from Lost gives to other characters. Every episode he seems to have a new one for each person

When he called Sun, Tokyo Rose, that was another fine example of a Sawyerism. Or when Charlie was called a babynapper, or Hurley a Stay Puff.

Sawyerism by Ms. Lisa W. August 31, 2008

Lawyering 

The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

Nikki was the best at lawyering.
She went to work to do some lawyering.
All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills.

Lawyering by Rahc September 8, 2007

Lawyerize 

the process of turning a simple sentence into a legalized document

My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book

Lawyerize by onaboringnite February 22, 2011

Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs 

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs by D Flawless March 29, 2020

lawyering 

Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.

2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.

3. A threat of legal action.

1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"

2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"

3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"

lawyering by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004