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kermitsbigshlong

THE BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME, THEY WILL GIVE U WEED AND COOKIES. BEWARE THO CUZ SHES ATTRACTED TO UR DAD AND NOT U
person one: what’s that fb meme account you keep talking about?

person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!

Kermiting the Frog 

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

Hermitism 

Zane...

Or the action of becoming a hermit (being alone) but not necessarily on purpose. Some people turn to Hermitism because they have moved to a place far away from their friends. They normally pack up all their possessions and move out to the forest.

Awwwww
Zane has turned to Hermitism.
Hermitism by Hermitismm January 20, 2011

kermitsbigshlong

the best instagram account out there, gives you weed and cookies. but beware, they’ll bang you, your mum and your dad. she is also known as mommy
person 1: yo what’s that account that you told me about?

person 2: kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re amazing!

Kermiting 

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.
Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
Kermiting by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

kermits.bigshlong 

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.
If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong