Karp'ed 

When you don't listen or use your head, and you mess something up. This can also mean procrastinating, or just being annoying to a person or friend group, and then ruining your relationship with them.

Person 1: Hey are you going steady with that Girl you liked. I heard you were doing good.'

Person 2: Nah I Karp'ed it up and now she hates me.

Person 1: Of Course you Did.

Karp'ed by ILoveVanHalen March 8, 2022

David Karp

hipster CEO of tumblr who lives with his 16 cats in new york and makes blogging difficult just because.
he has serial killer eyes

Sarah: Why do we need to remove big text?
David Karp:WHY?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

David Karp by isaidso11 August 22, 2011

Pulling a karp 

Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.

"Damn man i feel bad for mike, the poor guy keeps pulling a karp"

Pulling a karp by bobby D' October 10, 2011

brenna karp 

noun: freak/genius

brenna karp made it into national junior honor society: She runs around aimlessly with arms flailing: aces every test: accelerated child

brenna karp by Suji Davshi July 15, 2010

Potato Karp 

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

Potato Karp by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010

Prince Karp 

Similar to a Prince Albert except the piercing is affixed to an uncircumcised penis.

"Hey Jon, what kind of Prince Karp do you have on that little, crooked anteater of yours?" - Dustin

Prince Karp by Bigpun55 March 12, 2017

David Karp

Daddy

Someone: Who's David Karp?
Tumblr User: Daddy

David Karp by the artemis April 2, 2013