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used in a threatening context, to warn a person who is being increasingly annoying that they are about to get smacked/punched/kicked in the face/stomach/groin unless they refrain from annoying you further
if you do not stop pissing me off i am going to karp you with a rusty spatula.
karp by meeza99 July 12, 2006
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To pull a "karp," is to do something completely unexpected and lucky in order to gain an advantage during an athletic event.

also referred to as "pulling something out of your ass."

The term was named after a Los Angeles wrestler, Karp, who would always win his matches through half-assed made-up moves at the last second. The term was subsequently spread by his team.
"yea, he's losing now. But just wait, he's gonna karp that fool.
karp by Phantom_Pain October 23, 2008
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Från latinska carpe diem. Något spontant, impulsivt och lite galet.
- Jag kysste Mark igår!
- Oh my God, vad karpigt!
Karp by Linomada November 12, 2019
A word that is used when wanting someone to show you something, such as showing someone a 'Shenk'
Oi shenk show us shenk show us - shes breathe shenk - i reckon karp shenk? just karp?
Karp by SHENKINSTEIN June 7, 2020
The one who performs karpification as a punishment against people who break the rules of a discord.
"A karpification order has been given "
Karp by Kharp February 11, 2021
Origins:
A slang term derived from the word “carp” due to its connotations with the idea of a “dead fish” or being “dead in the water.”

Definition:
A Karp is a person who is either irritable, pompous, uptight, or serious to the point of ruining the atmosphere/vibe of a situation.
“get a grip you karp” or “*insert name* is being such a karp right now!”
Karp by Terry Dwayne March 23, 2024

karp arm 

When your arm gets sore from masterbating so aggresively
I've got the worest karp arm
karp arm by supe sizzle swag October 21, 2011
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