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Flying kangaroo 

A Flying kangaroo is a sexual manuever where a man ties his lover down to the bed and attaches a fanny pack to her. The man then proceeds to climb atop of an elevated surface in order to preform a kangaroo-esque leap into the woman's pouch. The man screams GOOD AY' MATE as he flies through the air approaching the pouch. As he is flying towards the ground the man inserts his dick into the fanny pack.
After seeing a hole in his moms fanny pack and his dad popping ibuprofen, mike knew his parents had attempted a flying kangaroo.
Flying kangaroo by Floppy to nut January 23, 2018

Literal Kangaroo 

A term used by alt-right personality Dave Rubin to describe Australians who have turned in their firearms to their government and have no other choice but to run/bound from danger.
Alt-right friend: Did you see the news about the guy fleeing the attack in Sydney? He is a Literal Kangaroo.
Literal Kangaroo by BLU3L4NTERN September 18, 2019

golden kangaroo-pouch 

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.
Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!

Kangaroo Cry 

When a baby kangaroo leaves it's Mother's pouch, it lets out a cry when it gets separated and cannot find her. The mother kangaroo is able to distinguish her baby's cry and searches for it.

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October said, "Kangaroo Cry" was written for the troops having to leave their families behind. Something he witnessed in airports while touring and was moved to write this beautiful song. In the song, "she" would be a solider's daughter being left behind. As the child loses sight of her parent, she lets out a "kangaroo cry" in hopes of being found.
Dan heard a song about a Kangaroo Cry. Unable to grasp the depth of the lyrics, he decided they had to mean nothing and ignorantly proceeded to voice his conclusion, causing people around the world to shake their heads in pity for his gross lack of comprehension.
Kangaroo Cry by bluedecember29 October 23, 2013

bleach the kangaroo skull 

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

phantom kangaroos 

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.