Kont Emmer 

Kont Emmer originates from South Africa and is Afrikaans colloquialism used specifically in the Northern Gauteng area of Pretoria. The direct translation of the saying Kont Emmer is Cunt Bucket.

i.e
Hey hosh hoe lyk dit jou Kont Emmer.

i.e
Hey jou Kont Emmer hoe gaan dit.

Kont Emmer by Deezos December 28, 2010

Konttestère 

Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".

Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.

— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?

— Yes indeed, I am.

— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?

— I'd love to.

Konttestère by Softbeartm October 27, 2019

Kontebonker 

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.

That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.

Kontebonker by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011

Konteks 

Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian

Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks

Konteks by cocsec February 11, 2021

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

stelio kontos

A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos

"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."

stelio kontos by JosephofSacramento April 28, 2010

Kontominated 

When you get screwed over by someone you think you know.

e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back

Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first

1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him

2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!

Kontominated by ColonelTessieIceBeaconThe2nd January 16, 2013