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Supposed Former Infatuation Junket 

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.
I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.

blue veined junket gun 

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits]"

bub jucket

Juckets from Southeastern Massachusetts. Refering mostly to people either living in jucket hot spots (e.g. Chace Rd., Woot 79) or juckets living out in the middle of nowhere.
Look, that bub jucket has more broken cars on his lawn than he has working cars in his driveway.
bub jucket by wicked jucket December 24, 2008

Junktion 

The intersection of balls and shaft.
-Hey, where's Steve?
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.
Junktion by Cowsocks June 5, 2010

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

junktage 

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..
Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?
junktage by mave73 November 17, 2007