Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.

Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!

Jeweeabo by Blackfin May 18, 2020

Jesse Jerker 

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

Jesse Jerker by X@ February 12, 2008

Jewel 

Jewel; Just her name takes your breath away by its uniqueness and beauty. Her flaws are none, and her heart is that of a new born child. Complete innocence and purity. Her outward appearance is that which is most pleasing upon the eyes. And if not careful, one might mistake her for an Angel itself. Her elegant ways of life might make one feel petty and of no worth compared to one of such beauty and stature. But her words are as pleasing as harmonies music to the ears. And with love and kindness she can melt your scars and pain away into the past. Making one to feel as though they have reached a heaven in which no pain or bad things exsist. She is loyal till death, and never would compromise a relationship. She is honest and that of good heart. But is easily hurt and made to cry. But fear not, for she yearns only to forgive and forget, so all that remains is peace and happiness. If you had to describe Jewel in one simple word, it would have to simply be, Perfect.

Jewel is the definition of perfection.

Jewel by 2Glam2GivaDamn September 5, 2015

Jewel 

Jewel is a girl that you'd be lucky to call your best friend. She is a badass when it comes to handling difficult situations whether its dealing with her own or helping a friend out. Jewel is very unique and a really understanding person! When feeling low she'll bring out the smile in you. Aka she can also be very adorable at times.

Guy: Aye look it's Jewel , I wonder if she has a best friend?
Girl: Dude sorry but that spot has already been taken

Jewel by corpsebride March 1, 2018

Keg Jenkem 

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan

Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.

Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

Jewel 

Jewel’s are shy, kind, sweet, and brave. They can come off as weak and are insecure but lot’s of people love them.

They’re always looking for a chance to bring people together and make friends. She hates drama and isn’t afraid to think for herself. She also hates any kind of diversity.

They are very lovable and cute. If you hurt one you’ll usually feel bad. You’re lucky to even look at one.

People are usually protective and considerate of her feelings, she loves honesty and bravery. She’s usually small and very fragile, she’s also very anxious. Sensitivity{ is her worst enemy but she always finds a way to cheer herself up. People think her innocent and [adorable but they can be easily proven wrong.

If I could describe her in one sentence it would be,

She’s weird in a good way

Person 1: Did you see her!? She’s so cute. I can’t, she’s so tiny!!!!

Person 2: Awww I know, I love her!

Jewel: Awe! Thank you!

Both: Look at her!!!!

Jewel by That_Dysphoric_Bitch May 11, 2019

Ronald Jenkees 

FUCKING AWESOME piano player on youtube

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good

Ronald Jenkees by cky2gen August 26, 2010