Eren Jaegering it 

Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.

I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.

Eren Jaegering it by coopydog August 24, 2021

Jaegering 

Noun: Jaeger (pron. jayger)
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)

Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.

This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.

It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.

Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.

Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.

Jaegering by Lil-B December 6, 2012

Jafferism 

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.

He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.

Jafferism by Jafferism May 27, 2009

Jaggering 

When you're pissed in the boozer and you can't resist Keif's guitar licks. Generally swinging wildly while listening to the Stones.

Raoul, take 'Brown Sugar' off repeat and quit your Jaggering. Put some Whitney Houston on or something.

Jaggering by Kevroeques August 1, 2011

Jaspering 

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

Jaspering by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jafferiffic 

Somebody who is a total Jaffacake. To be totally jafferatized.

"Omg hes jafferiffic!"

Jafferiffic by abbio January 17, 2005

Jambering 

Jambering used to mean piping up or talks a lot

Stop jambering up and get on with what you are doing

Jambering by Dr jingles April 3, 2013