Jacob Sartorius 

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by Athena Adams May 15, 2016

Jacob sartorius 

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

Jacob sartorius by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

Jacob Sartorius by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018

jacob sartorius 

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."

I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.

jacob sartorius by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits

Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed

Jacob Sartorius by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016

jacob sartorius 

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.

You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam

jacob sartorius by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018