honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.

"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".

honey-hoover by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009

hoover manuever

More commonly spelled – Hoover Maneuver

1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;

2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);

4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);

7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.

1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.

2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.

3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.

4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.

5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.

6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!

7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.

hoover manuever by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

Hoovishly 

What I foolishly believe to be upon the get high road

With all relative certitudiness I hoovishly spooge my ebonix over the interwebs

Hoovishly by casper will cock for food June 11, 2013

Derpy Hooves 

Derpy Hooves is the name given to a gray pegasus pony with a cutie mark of bubbles, by the brony community.

She is mostly seen with crossed, or otherwise distorted eyes, and may very well have been creator goofing around or making a mistake.

Many people have Derpy as their favorite pony, and there is even a flash game named Derpy Delivery in development.

Derpys real name may be Ditzy Doo, since it is referenced in the Winter Wrap Up episode, and was also mentioned by Lauren Faust.

There's many instances where multiple Derpy's can be seen in a single frame of the show, but the most common ones have only 1, and her eyes are derped out.

There is only 2 currently possible speech lines for Derpy, one being Muffins, and the other being a mess of hushed speaking in a crowd when Trixie, another pony from the show, is showing off.

Derpy Hooves is almost completely fan made, never the less she is one of the most popular.

Derpy Hooves by Slice-n-dice July 10, 2011

Hoovy

A Hoovy is a player that typically spends most of their time on TF2. They usually play the Heavy class. They are passive creatures that will throw sandwiches at you if you need help. They are harmless and can found roaming through any open areas within the game.

Awww...! Look at that Hoovy! He's trying to be cute! :3 I really like Hoovies! They are awesome!

Hoovy by Edwardism January 26, 2019

hoover middle school

a school full of hoes who think they are better than everyone there. Also potheads who are too high to function at school

you don't want to go to hoover middle school

hoover middle school by hoover middle school December 1, 2016

Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.

You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!

Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011