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a gumjob that makes you cum in 12 seconds that involves gagging
the local crackhead gave me a gucky the other night. thats $20 thrown out the garbage...
gucky by HumanusAustralis January 24, 2022
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James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Guck Guck 9000 

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish
Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”
Guck Guck 9000 by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019
Ketchara got guckied
Guckied by ketchara May 12, 2019
Guckbis is a type of cum that has been turned into ice cubes
Becky: Wow! This guckbis is really sweet!

Samantha: I love guckbis most in my tea!
Guckbis by ToodelsDeCat November 22, 2020
A nickname meaning guru's key. The individual usually likes to help people out and is not afraid to try something new. While excelling in academics, the indivdual is usually a sensitive person who doesn't talk alot. He or she is one of a kind, a gurky
Arriving from Pheonix, my brother came in and told me that his friend, Gurky, just helped him with his annoyance and common problems.
gurky by Manu Shah January 20, 2007