Grandma 

Duhhh the woman who feeds u cookies and gives you smooches/kisses but she calls it smooching:) also the woman who is super smart and tells u things you should not know at ur age ;/

Grandma better be a woman

Grandma by Spritelife_savage June 7, 2020

grandma 

(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.

grandma by bigbadben April 12, 2006

Grandma 

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

Grandma by This Guy December 23, 2004

Grandma 

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".

Grandma by NGAWAI WIGGINS October 2, 2005

Grandma 

Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.

Tom: I’m going to grandma’s house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!

Grandma by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

grandma 

A person who looks and acts older than they should.

Why is she wearing sweat pants and reading "The Six Stages Of Menopause"? She is such a grandma, yet she's only 16!

grandma by Elton April 8, 2003

grandma 

1. Who your kids have spent 95% of their life with
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama

Mother: okay im going to leave you at Grandma house
Child: see you next week mommy

Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby

grandma by Akaya December 28, 2005