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a retarded midget that has an IQ of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for penis/semen consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth
Is that gormley with 5 cocks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that cock, he's been going at it for 3 hours!
gormley by gormley's pimp May 26, 2003
To screw something up, big time.

Originated from Southern California DJ Keith Gormley at KWVS 101.5 F.M, who accidentally played the theme song to the Jetsons a whopping 53 times in one hour by mistake.
He really Gormleyed that last trip to the loo when he peed all over himself.
Gormley by JoelJoel November 24, 2009
A Gormley is a vagina with copious pubic hair straightened using GSD's or the like. Also may be used in a more aggressive manner to describe someone as a cunt.
That bitch is so annoying, if she doesn't shut up I'm going to kick her right in the gormley
Gormley by turdcaptain April 30, 2009
A Sexy Machine who loves da craic and Fifa with da lads, Normally loves a ride and a bit of Creamin
Lad he is Right Gormley
Gormley by Cum in da tub July 26, 2021

robert gormley

-a really cool guy
- usualy has a foot long if you catch my drift
- can kick your ass
"look out for robert gormley he once killed a deer with his cock
robert gormley by Amy smith123 November 26, 2010

maddison gormley 

proper fit lass with great tits, fantastic shag
That new girl is a proper maddison gormley