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golden gavel
Model UN slang. At the end of each conference, the nerd dubbed "best delegate" wins the gavel used by the chair. Usually this is given to whoever yells the loudest or kisses the most ass, but there's a special case where the delegate wins the gavel by having sexual intercourse with the committee chair, dubbed a "Golden Gavel". It's only a true Golden Gavel if the relation was between a female chair and male delegate, otherwise it's creepy. Shoutout to my boys who've succeeded in this rare feat.
- "Alex fucked his hot ass chair last night, he's going to get the golden gavel tomorrow"
- "What a fucking legend"
- "What a fucking legend"
golden gavel by AntiDefamationLeague August 22, 2019
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judge's gavel
judge's gavel by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006
Google-Gavel
Used in a digital discussion to make a point. a quick google and screen shot a data point expecting it to end it there like a gavel.
"See dude, its right here" ...*Screenshot of a Wiki page*
"There's no insight there, you're just using Google-Gavel . We need context Bruh"
"There's no insight there, you're just using Google-Gavel . We need context Bruh"
Google-Gavel by HateFiveToo November 20, 2019
Big Gavel Energy
Big Gavel Energy, abbreviated B.G.E., is the judicial equivalent of Big Dick Energy. A judge with B.G.E. exudes effortless poise, confidence, and equanimity because they wield a Big Gavel with composure and ease. Even more importantly, a jurist blessed with B.G.E. is never afraid to make the decision that they think is best, even when it might be an unpopular decision.
"Wow, did you see how Judge Jones ruled against that big corporation today? She really brought the Big Gavel Energy."
"I hope Judge Smith uses some of his usual Big Gavel Energy to issue an opinion excoriating my opponent after this oral argument."
"Judge Miller has a powerful presence in the courtroom: she's perennially unbothered and emanates Big Gavel Energy."
"I hope Judge Smith uses some of his usual Big Gavel Energy to issue an opinion excoriating my opponent after this oral argument."
"Judge Miller has a powerful presence in the courtroom: she's perennially unbothered and emanates Big Gavel Energy."
Big Gavel Energy by Coco Bishop December 9, 2022
Bang the Gavel
When you smoke weed to signify the end of a business meeting. Usually signified by tapping a pipe against a hard surface twice.
L: Yo Aaron, why are we still talking about the recipes.. We bang the gavel like 20 minutes ago..
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
Bang the Gavel by BootyPimples December 17, 2013
judge's gavel
when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.
judge's gavel by Judge January 25, 2005