Frankendwarf 

A small bodied, big headed, annoying creature. It roams the fields of small town South Dakota, looking for things to eat and then later have sex with. Everyone hates a frankendwarf. The leader is located in Freeman, South Dakota. He is yet to be captured by animal control.

Dude, that Frankendwarf really pisses me off when he sits at my table with his huge, shaved head!

Frankendwarf by A Frankendwarf Professor April 22, 2011

Frankenmom 

A middle-aged, fake boobed, fake-tanning, brazillian waxing, navel-piercing, reality-TV-obsessed woman who dresses like a slutty 12-year old and hangs out with her kids' friends, clinging to a fabled youth that was never hers to have. She takes all the wrong lessons from youth culture (and pop culture in general), with no ethical or aesthetic scruples whatsoever.

Most likely a divorcee. If not, she's trying desperately to "spice up" her marriage. Almost exclusively a product of the 2000s decade, found most commonly in the US and UK.

I kept trying to talk to that girl but this frankenmom kept moving in on me. Super creepy.

Frankenmom by montypark May 12, 2010

Frankenbrow 

When the bone above your eyebrow sticks out in such a way that you resemble Frankenstein.

"Did you see that kid Billy? Not only did he have a uni but he had a frankenbrow too!"

Frankenbrow by Angie Gunz January 6, 2012

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Frankenfurter Fanny 

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

Frankenfurter Fanny by alphaholism is it February 24, 2011

Fonkelhorse 

A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it.

Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account.

Fonkelhorse by Kloeke June 18, 2009

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out

Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

Flonked Out by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019