Forked 

When you are unable to decide on something, or torn between 2 choices.

Bro 1: Man, I can't decide what to eat for dinner
Bro 2: I know bro, I'm so forked rn
Bro 1: I don't know what we are going to do

Forked by thatfunnygermanman November 4, 2023

Forked! 

Function:Verb
When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.

You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.

Forked! by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007

Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

Forked Tongue 

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

Forked Tongue by Heifcliff August 13, 2008

forked dick 

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

forked dick by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

Forked pee by Steven-O July 22, 2018