finals 

End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student.

Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter.

They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.

Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life.

finals by wakegirl January 30, 2012

final girl 

the girl who survives in a horror movie

“do you know Jamie Lee Curtis?”
“Wasn’t she the final girl in the halloween movies?”

final girl by beythricé June 25, 2018

Finally its here 

What youtube comment bots keep saying for some reason

"Finally its here" -some random L bozo bot
"Report for Spam bruhh" -real human being

Finally its here by idc about your opinion May 26, 2022

finale stuff 

Radio friendly term for male cum coined by Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101.1 WRIF radio in Detroit

I knew there was a creeper in my house when I found finale stuff all over my sheets.

finale stuff by Van Halen Fan October 3, 2013

China's final warning 

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat

Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."

China's final warning by redocelot September 8, 2022

Final Exams 

The epitome of stress

Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!

Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.

Final Exams by littleredhat March 26, 2016

finals heroes 

People who don't study in the library all semester, then suddenly show up during finals week, taking over your favorite "spot."

Person 1 : There aren't study rooms or tables available.
Person 2: Yea, cuz of all these damn finals heroes!

finals heroes by Flashdaddy Hoemaster December 11, 2016